That girl was, is, and always will be nada.

James Spader just won an Emmy for whatever show he's on now. Words cannot possibly express how much I love James Spader, especially from you know, the John Hughes days.

"Sex, Lies, and Videotape" was great and all*, but whenever anyone says Spader I think of the scene in "Pretty in Pink" when he (as Steff) instructs Blane to cut the crap and dump Andy toute de suite because she's trash. Then he tells Blaine to scurry off to class. He makes a jackass face and points up at the bell, which rings on cue. He turns on his heel, stamps out his smoke (in school!) and saunters off in his Miami Vice suit.

Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous.


[*Oh, and "Secretary!"]