More to come as I ponder my personal truths

These are my confessions:

1.) I like Tom Cruise. A lot.

2.) I have seen nearly every movie Sandra Bullock has made, not including "The Net."

3.) I wouldn't know a Yeah Yeah Yeahs song if I heard one.

4.) Same with Strokes and Hives and other bands people love.

5.) I have a coat with real fur trim and I wear it.

6.) I considered buying Paris Hilton's book.

7.) I might have licked a plate once in my life.

8.) I feel worse about homeless animals than homeless (adult) people.

9.) I think I might be the only person over age 12 who buys bubblegum (regularly) ... and chews each piece successively till it's all gone.

10.) I totally screen phone calls.

11.) I have also been known to dodge people on the street.

12). I have acted real nice then given a fake number before (once to a lonely cab driver who said he had been in the U.S. about 3 seconds and had no friends).

13.) I have a lot of trouble not being sarcastic with children even though I know they don't "get it."

14.) I have looked at embarassing pictures of Britney Spears (Cheeto-eating, cellulite, barefoot emerging from public restroom) on the internet, on purpose.

15.) Spending money makes me feel better in the same way that eating or drinking alcohol makes other people feel better.

16.) My J. Lo "The Remixes" CD is so worn out I may have to replace it.

17.) At the video store I always pause by "You Got Served"

18.) Watching people eat on the subway totally grosses me out.

19.) Watching people eat buffalo wings ANYWHERE totally grosses me out.

20.) I judge people who follow trends too dogmatically (even tourists): Ugg boots, Chinese mesh slippers, Von Dutch anythng, itty bitty pleated skirts, ponchos, etc.

BONUS:
21.) I don't really want an I-Pod.

Oh, and for any of you interested in #6, my birthday is October 8th!