O-wimp-ics

Today I was having the wicked original thought that there are all sorts of interesting Olympic sports other than the inescapable gymnastics / swimming / running triumvirate.

So I was having some jokes with myself at the expense of Olympic Canoers. Do they feel like hotshots because they are Olympic athletes? Or do they secretly feel all inferior when the Crew team strolls past in the Olympic Village?

But then I decide to see what's up with Olympic canoeing. Um, holy shit. Ok, not wimpy AT ALL.